This one is cool:
Miss Susie Had a Baby
Miss Susie had a baby
She named him Tiny Tim
She put him in the bath tub
To see if he could swim
He drank up all the water
He ate up all the soap
He tried to eat the bath tub
But it wouldn't go down his throat
Miss Susie called the Doctor
The Doctor called the Nurse
The Nurse called the Lady
With the Alligator Purse
A dime for the Doctor
A quarter for the Nurse
A dollar for the Lady
With the Alligator Purse
Miss Susie Had a Steamboat
Miss Susie had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to Heaven
The steamboat went to
Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me,
I'll kick you right
Behind the refrigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it
And it went right up her
Ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the girls' room
Zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
They boys and girls are kissing in the
D-A-R-K
[fast] DARK, DARK, DARK
Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a TV screen
And that is all
I know I know my mother
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister
With the alligator bra!